PowerShell/scripts/write-joke.ps1

<#
.SYNOPSIS
	Writes a random joke
.DESCRIPTION
	This PowerShell script selects a random joke from Data/jokes.csv and writes it to the console.
.EXAMPLE
	PS> ./write-joke.ps1
	Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. 😂
.LINK
	https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell
.NOTES
	Author: Markus Fleschutz | License: CC0
#>

try {
	$table = Import-CSV "$PSScriptRoot/../data/jokes.csv"

	$randomNumberGenerator = New-Object System.Random
	$row = [int]$randomNumberGenerator.next(0, $table.Count - 1)
	$joke = $table[$row].JOKE

	Write-Host "`n$Joke 😂" -foregroundColor Magenta
	exit 0 # success
} catch {
	"⚠️ Error in line $($_.InvocationInfo.ScriptLineNumber): $($Error[0])"
	exit 1
}