PowerShell/Scripts/tell-joke.ps1

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<#
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.SYNOPSIS
Tells a joke by text-to-speech
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.DESCRIPTION
This script selects a random Chuck Norris joke in Data/jokes.csv and speaks it by text-to-speech (TTS).
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.EXAMPLE
PS> ./tell-joke
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.NOTES
Author: Markus Fleschutz · License: CC0
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.LINK
https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell
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#>
try {
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$Table = import-csv "$PSScriptRoot/../Data/jokes.csv"
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$Generator = New-Object System.Random
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$Index = [int]$Generator.next(0, $Table.Count - 1)
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$Joke = $Table[$Index].Joke
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& "$PSScriptRoot/speak-english.ps1" "$Joke"
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exit 0 # success
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} catch {
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"⚠️ Error: $($Error[0]) ($($MyInvocation.MyCommand.Name):$($_.InvocationInfo.ScriptLineNumber))"
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exit 1
}