PowerShell/Scripts/speak-joke.ps1

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<#
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.SYNOPSIS
speak-joke.ps1
.DESCRIPTION
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Speaks a random Chuck Norris joke by text-to-speech (TTS)
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.EXAMPLE
PS> .\speak-joke.ps1
.LINK
https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell
.NOTES
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Author: Markus Fleschutz
License: CC0
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#>
try {
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$Table = import-csv "$PSScriptRoot/../Data/jokes.csv"
$NumRows = $Table.count
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$Generator = New-Object System.Random
$Index = [int]$Generator.next(0,$NumRows - 1)
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$Joke = $Table[$Index].Joke
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& "$PSScriptRoot/speak-english.ps1" "$Joke"
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exit 0
} catch {
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write-error "⚠️ Error in line $($_.InvocationInfo.ScriptLineNumber): $($Error[0])"
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exit 1
}