<# .SYNOPSIS speak-joke.ps1 .DESCRIPTION Speaks a random Chuck Norris joke by text-to-speech (TTS). .EXAMPLE PS> .\speak-joke.ps1 .NOTES Author: Markus Fleschutz · License: CC0 .LINK https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell #> try { $Table = import-csv "$PSScriptRoot/../Data/jokes.csv" $NumRows = $Table.count $Generator = New-Object System.Random $Index = [int]$Generator.next(0,$NumRows - 1) $Joke = $Table[$Index].Joke & "$PSScriptRoot/speak-english.ps1" "$Joke" exit 0 } catch { write-error "⚠️ Error in line $($_.InvocationInfo.ScriptLineNumber): $($Error[0])" exit 1 }