<# .SYNOPSIS Writes code .DESCRIPTION This PowerShell script generates and writes PowerShell code on the console (no AI, just for fun). .PARAMETER color Specifies the text color to use ("green" by default) .PARAMETER speed Specifies the speed in milliseconds per code line (500 by default) .EXAMPLE PS> ./write-code.ps1 try { ... .LINK https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell #> param([string]$color = "green", [int]$speed = 200) # milliseconds function GetCodeLine { $generator = New-Object System.Random $number = [int]$generator.next(0, 42) switch($number) { 0 { return "`$count = 0" } 1 { return "`$count++" } 2 { return "exit 0 # success" } 3 { return "`$files = Get-ChildItem C:" } 4 { return "Start-Sleep -seconds 1" } 5 { return "`$generator = New-Object System-Random" } 6 { return "} else {" } 7 { return "} catch {" } 8 { return "} elseif (`$count -eq 0) {" } 9 { return "Write-Host `"Hello World`" " } 10 { return "while (`$true) {" } 11 { return "# next part:" } 12 { return "exit 1 # failed" } 13 { return "return 1" } 14 { return "return 0" } 15 { return "Write-Progress `"Working...`" " } 16 { return "[bool]`$keepAlive = `$true" } 17 { return "for ([int]`$i = 0; `$i -lt 42; `$i++) {" } 18 { return "`$stopWatch = [system.diagnostics.stopwatch]::startNew()" } 19 { return "[int]`$elapsed = `$stopWatch.Elapsed.TotalSeconds" } 20 { return "if (`$count -eq 42) {" } 21 { return "} finally {" } 22 { return "throw `"Can't open file`" " } 23 { return "Start-Sleep -milliseconds 42" } 24 { return "`$choice = Read-Host `"Red or blue pill?`"" } 25 { return "[int]`$answer = 42" } 26 { return "}" } 27 { return "try {" } 28 { return "foreach(`$row in `$table) {" } 29 { return "foreach(`$column in `$row) {" } 30 { return "foreach(`$file in `$files) {" } 31 { return "foreach(`$line in `$file) {" } 32 { return "foreach(`$word in `$file) {" } 33 { return "foreach(`$character in `$word) {" } 34 { return "}" } 35 { return "`$a,`$b = `$b,`$a" } 36 { return "do {" } 37 { return "} while (`$false)" } 38 { return "`$count += 42" } 39 { return "foreach (`$item in (Get-Process)) {" } 40 { return "}" } 41 { return "}" } 42 { return "}" } } } try { Write-Host -foreground $color "#" Write-Host -foreground $color "# Copyright © 2025 by AI. All software pirates will be hacked :-)" Write-Host -foreground $color "#" [int]$indent = 0 while ($true) { $line = GetCodeLine if ($line.Substring(0,1) -eq "}") { $indent-- } for ([int]$i = 0; $i -lt $indent; $i++) { Write-Host " " -noNewline } Write-Host "$line" -foreground $color if ($line.Substring($line.length-1,1) -eq "{") { $indent++ } Start-Sleep -milliseconds $speed } exit 0 # success } catch { "⚠️ Error in line $($_.InvocationInfo.ScriptLineNumber): $($Error[0])" exit 1 }