<# .SYNOPSIS Answers to 'how are you?' .DESCRIPTION This script says a reply to "how are you?" by text-to-speech (TTS). .EXAMPLE PS> ./how-are-you .NOTES Author: Markus Fleschutz · License: CC0 .LINK https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell #> $Reply = "I'm fine, thanks. How are you?", "I'm fine, maybe a little tired. I need some more coffee.", "Great, thank you. How are you?", "Good, thanks, and you?", "Fine, thanks. How are you?" | Get-Random "$Reply" & "$PSScriptRoot/speak-english.ps1" "$Reply" exit 0 # success