<# .SYNOPSIS Writes a random Juck Norris joke to the console .DESCRIPTION This script writes a random Juck Norris joke to the console. .EXAMPLE PS> ./write-joke When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. ๐ .NOTES Author: Markus Fleschutz ยท License: CC0 .LINK https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell #> try { $Table = import-csv "$PSScriptRoot/../Data/jokes.csv" $NumRows = $Table.count $Generator = New-Object System.Random $Index = [int]$Generator.next(0,$NumRows - 1) $Joke = $Table[$Index].Joke "$Joke ๐" exit 0 # success } catch { "โ ๏ธ Error: $($Error[0]) ($($MyInvocation.MyCommand.Name):$($_.InvocationInfo.ScriptLineNumber))" exit 1 }