<# .SYNOPSIS Tells a random joke by text-to-speech .DESCRIPTION This PowerShell script selects a random Chuck Norris joke in Data/jokes.csv and speaks it by text-to-speech (TTS). .EXAMPLE PS> ./tell-joke.ps1 (listen and enjoy) .LINK https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell .NOTES Author: Markus Fleschutz | License: CC0 #> try { $table = Import-CSV "$PSScriptRoot/../Data/jokes.csv" $randomNumberGenerator = New-Object System.Random $row = [int]$randomNumberGenerator.next(0, $table.count - 1) & "$PSScriptRoot/speak-english.ps1" $table[$row].Joke exit 0 # success } catch { "⚠️ Error in line $($_.InvocationInfo.ScriptLineNumber): $($Error[0])" exit 1 }