*tell-joke.ps1* ================ This PowerShell script selects a random Chuck Norris joke in Data/jokes.csv and speaks it by text-to-speech (TTS). Parameters ---------- ```powershell PS> ./tell-joke.ps1 [] [] This script supports the common parameters: Verbose, Debug, ErrorAction, ErrorVariable, WarningAction, WarningVariable, OutBuffer, PipelineVariable, and OutVariable. ``` Example ------- ```powershell PS> ./tell-joke.ps1 (listen and enjoy) ``` Notes ----- Author: Markus Fleschutz | License: CC0 Related Links ------------- https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell Script Content -------------- ```powershell <# .SYNOPSIS Tells a random joke by text-to-speech .DESCRIPTION This PowerShell script selects a random Chuck Norris joke in Data/jokes.csv and speaks it by text-to-speech (TTS). .EXAMPLE PS> ./tell-joke.ps1 (listen and enjoy) .LINK https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell .NOTES Author: Markus Fleschutz | License: CC0 #> try { $table = Import-CSV "$PSScriptRoot/../Data/jokes.csv" $randomNumberGenerator = New-Object System.Random $row = [int]$randomNumberGenerator.next(0, $table.count - 1) & "$PSScriptRoot/speak-english.ps1" $table[$row].Joke exit 0 # success } catch { "⚠️ Error in line $($_.InvocationInfo.ScriptLineNumber): $($Error[0])" exit 1 } ``` *(generated by convert-ps2md.ps1 using the comment-based help of tell-joke.ps1 as of 09/20/2023 17:04:44)*