<# .SYNOPSIS Determines the uptime .DESCRIPTION This script determines and says the uptime by text-to-speech (TTS). .EXAMPLE PS> ./check-uptime .NOTES Author: Markus Fleschutz · License: CC0 .LINK https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell #> try { if ($IsLinux) { $Uptime = (get-uptime) } else { $BootTime = Get-WinEvent -ProviderName eventlog | Where-Object {$_.Id -eq 6005} | Select-Object TimeCreated -First 1 $TimeNow = Get-Date $Uptime = New-TimeSpan -Start $BootTime.TimeCreated.Date -End $TimeNow } $Days = $Uptime.Days $Hours = $Uptime.Hours $Minutes = $Uptime.Minutes $Reply = "I'm up for " if ($Days -eq "1") { $Reply += "1 day, " } elseif ($Days -ne "0") { $Reply += "$Days days, " } if ($Hours -eq "1") { $Reply += "1 hour " } elseif ($Hours -ne "0") { $Reply += "$Hours hours " } if ($Minutes -eq "1") { $Reply += "and 1 minute" } elseif ($Minutes -ne "0") { $Reply += "and $Minutes minutes" } $Reply += "." & "$PSScriptRoot/give-reply.ps1" "$Reply" exit 0 # success } catch { "⚠️ Error: $($Error[0]) ($($MyInvocation.MyCommand.Name):$($_.InvocationInfo.ScriptLineNumber))" exit 1 }