<# .SYNOPSIS Tells the uptime by text-to-speech .DESCRIPTION This script speaks the uptime version by text-to-speech (TTS). .EXAMPLE PS> ./tell-uptime .NOTES Author: Markus Fleschutz · License: CC0 .LINK https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell #> try { if ($IsLinux) { $Uptime = (get-uptime) } else { $BootTime = Get-WinEvent -ProviderName eventlog | Where-Object {$_.Id -eq 6005} | Select-Object TimeCreated -First 1 $TimeNow = Get-Date $Uptime = New-TimeSpan -Start $BootTime.TimeCreated.Date -End $TimeNow } $Answer = "I'm up for $($Uptime.Days) days, $($Uptime.Hours) hours and $($Uptime.Minutes) minutes." write-output "$Answer" & "$PSScriptRoot/speak-english.ps1" "$Answer" exit 0 # success } catch { "⚠️ Error: $($Error[0]) ($($MyInvocation.MyCommand.Name):$($_.InvocationInfo.ScriptLineNumber))" exit 1 }