PowerShell/scripts/write-joke.ps1
2025-05-21 15:48:39 +02:00

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<#
.SYNOPSIS
Writes a random joke
.DESCRIPTION
This PowerShell script selects a random joke (from Data/jokes.csv) and writes it to the console.
.EXAMPLE
PS> ./write-joke.ps1
Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. 😂
.LINK
https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell
.NOTES
Author: Markus Fleschutz | License: CC0
#>
try {
$table = Import-CSV "$PSScriptRoot/../data/jokes.csv"
$randomNumberGenerator = New-Object System.Random
$rowNumber = [int]$randomNumberGenerator.next(0, $table.Count - 1)
$joke = $table[$rowNumber].JOKE
Write-Host "`n$Joke 😂" -foregroundColor Green
exit 0 # success
} catch {
"⚠️ Error: $($Error[0])"
exit 1
}