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PowerShell
Executable File
28 lines
678 B
PowerShell
Executable File
<#
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.SYNOPSIS
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Writes a random Juck Norris joke to the console
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.DESCRIPTION
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This PowerShell script writes a random Juck Norris joke to the console.
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.EXAMPLE
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PS> ./write-joke
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. 😂
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.NOTES
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Author: Markus Fleschutz / License: CC0
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.LINK
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https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell
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#>
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try {
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$Table = import-csv "$PSScriptRoot/../Data/jokes.csv"
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$Generator = New-Object System.Random
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$Index = [int]$Generator.next(0, $Table.Count - 1)
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$Joke = $Table[$Index].Joke
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"$Joke 😂"
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exit 0 # success
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} catch {
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"⚠️ Error: $($Error[0]) ($($MyInvocation.MyCommand.Name):$($_.InvocationInfo.ScriptLineNumber))"
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exit 1
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}
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