PowerShell/Scripts/speak-joke.ps1
2021-10-07 10:57:51 +02:00

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<#
.SYNOPSIS
Speaks a random Chuck Norris joke by text-to-speech
.DESCRIPTION
This script selects a random joke in Data/jokes.csv and uses text-to-speech (TTS) for output.
.EXAMPLE
PS> ./speak-joke
(listen and have fun)
.NOTES
Author: Markus Fleschutz · License: CC0
.LINK
https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell
#>
try {
$Table = import-csv "$PSScriptRoot/../Data/jokes.csv"
$Generator = New-Object System.Random
$Index = [int]$Generator.next(0, $Table.Count - 1)
$Joke = $Table[$Index].Joke
& "$PSScriptRoot/speak-english.ps1" "$Joke"
exit 0 # success
} catch {
"⚠️ Error: $($Error[0]) ($($MyInvocation.MyCommand.Name):$($_.InvocationInfo.ScriptLineNumber))"
exit 1
}