diff --git a/plugins/lol/README.md b/plugins/lol/README.md new file mode 100644 index 000000000..b0e54f575 --- /dev/null +++ b/plugins/lol/README.md @@ -0,0 +1,83 @@ +# lol + +Plugin for adding catspeak aliases, because why not + +## Enabling the plugin + +1. Open your `.zshrc` file and add `lol` in the plugins section: + + ```zsh + plugins=( + # all your enabled plugins + lol + ) + ``` + +2. Reload the source file or restart your Terminal session: + + ```console + $ source ~/.zshrc + $ + ``` + +## Aliases + +| Alias | Command | +| ------------ | ---------------------------------------------------------------- | +| `:3` | `echo` | +| `alwayz` | `tail -f` | +| `bringz` | `git pull` | +| `btw` | `nice` | +| `byes` | `exit` | +| `chicken` | `git add` | +| `cya` | `reboot` | +| `donotwant` | `rm` | +| `dowant` | `cp` | +| `gimmeh` | `touch` | +| `gtfo` | `mv` | +| `hackzor` | `git init` | +| `hai` | `cd` | +| `icanhas` | `mkdir` | +| `ihasbucket` | `df -h` | +| `iminurbase` | `finger` | +| `inur` | `locate` | +| `invisible` | `cat` | +| `iz` | `ls` | +| `kthxbai` | `halt` | +| `letcat` | `git checkout` | +| `moar` | `more` | +| `nomnom` | `killall` | +| `nomz` | `ps aux` | +| `nowai` | `chmod` | +| `oanward` | `git commit -m` | +| `obtw` | `nohup` | +| `onoz` | `cat /var/log/errors.log` | +| `ooanward` | `git commit -am` | +| `plz` | `pwd` | +| `pwned` | `ssh` | +| `rtfm` | `man` | +| `rulz` | `git push` | +| `tldr` | `less` | +| `violenz` | `git rebase` | +| `visible` | `echo` | +| `wtf` | `dmesg` | +| `yolo` | `git commit -m "$(curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"` | + +## Usage Examples + +```sh +# mkdir new-directory +icanhas new-directory + +# killall firefox +nomnom firefox + +# chmod u=r,go= some.file +nowai u=r,go= some.file + +# ssh root@catserver.org +pwned root@catserver.org + +# git commit -m "$(curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)" +yolo +```