Added next-joke.ps1

Data/scripts.csv

@@ -50,6 +50,7 @@ MD5.ps1, prints the MD5 checksum of the given file
 make-install.ps1, installs built executables and libs to the installation directory
 moon.ps1, prints the current moon phase
 mute-audio.ps1, mutes audio
+next-joke.ps1], gets the next random Juck Norris joke
 open-browser.ps1, starts the default Web browser
 open-calculator.ps1, starts the calculator program
 open-email-client.ps1, starts the default email client

README.md

@@ -64,6 +64,7 @@ The following PowerShell scripts can be found in the [Scripts/](Scripts/) subfol
 * [play-beep.ps1](Scripts/play-beep.ps1) - plays a beep sound
 * [poweroff.ps1](Scripts/poweroff.ps1) - halts the local computer (needs administrator rights)
 * [new-email.ps1](Scripts/new-email.ps1) - starts the default email client to write a new email
+* [next-joke.ps1](Scripts/next-joke.ps1) - gets the next random Juck Norris joke
 * [reboot.ps1](Scripts/reboot.ps1) - reboots the local computer (needs administrator rights)
 * [reboot-fritzbox.ps1](Scripts/reboot-fritzbox.ps1) - reboots the FRITZ!box device
 * [search-files.ps1](Scripts/search-files.ps1) - searches the given pattern in the given files

Scripts/next-joke.ps1

@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+#!/snap/bin/powershell
+<#
+.SYNTAX         ./next-joke.ps1 
+.DESCRIPTION	gets the next random Juck Norris joke
+.LINK		https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell
+.NOTES		Author:	Markus Fleschutz / License: CC0
+#>
+
+try {
+	$Response = (invoke-webRequest http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random).Content | ConvertFrom-Json
+	$Joke = $Response.value.joke
+	write-output "$Text"
+	exit 0
+} catch {
+	write-error "ERROR in line $($_.InvocationInfo.ScriptLineNumber): $($Error[0])"
+	exit 1
+}