mirror of
https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell.git
synced 2024-11-26 18:03:35 +01:00
commit
85f69c3f95
@ -1,103 +1,94 @@
|
||||
<#
|
||||
.SYNOPSIS
|
||||
Writes the message of the day (MOTD)
|
||||
.DESCRIPTION
|
||||
This PowerShell script writes the message of the day (MOTD).
|
||||
.EXAMPLE
|
||||
PS> ./write-motd
|
||||
<#
|
||||
.SYNOPSIS
|
||||
Writes the message of the day
|
||||
.DESCRIPTION
|
||||
This PowerShell script writes the message of the day (MOTD).
|
||||
.EXAMPLE
|
||||
PS> ./write-motd
|
||||
.NOTES
|
||||
Author: Markus Fleschutz / License: CC0
|
||||
Author: Markus Fleschutz / License: CC0
|
||||
.LINK
|
||||
https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell
|
||||
https://github.com/fleschutz/PowerShell
|
||||
#>
|
||||
param ()
|
||||
|
||||
# Retrieve information:
|
||||
$CurrentTime = Get-Date -format "yyyy-MM-dd HH:mm"
|
||||
$TimeZone = (Get-TimeZone).id
|
||||
$UserName = $(whoami)
|
||||
$ComputerName = $(hostname)
|
||||
$OSName = $PSVersionTable.OS
|
||||
$UserName = [Environment]::USERNAME
|
||||
$ComputerName = [System.Net.Dns]::GetHostName().ToLower()
|
||||
$OSName = "$((Get-WmiObject win32_operatingsystem).caption) Build: $([System.Environment]::OSVersion.Version.Build)"
|
||||
$PowerShellVersion = $PSVersionTable.PSVersion
|
||||
$PowerShellEdition = $PSVersionTable.PSEdition
|
||||
$UptimeDays = (Get-Uptime).Days
|
||||
$UptimeHours = (Get-Uptime).Hours
|
||||
$Uptime = "$UptimeDays days, $UptimeHours hours"
|
||||
$dt = [datetime]::Now; $day = $dt.ToLongDateString().split(',')[1].trim()
|
||||
if ($day.EndsWith('1')) { $day += 'st' }elseif ($day.EndsWith('2')) { $day += 'nd' }elseif ($day.EndsWith('3')) { $day += 'rd' }else { $day += 'th' }
|
||||
$CurrentTime = "$day, $($dt.Year) $($dt.Hour):$($dt.Minute)"
|
||||
$Uptime = 'S' + $(net statistics workstation | find "Statistics since").Substring(12).Trim();
|
||||
$NumberOfProcesses = (Get-Process).Count
|
||||
|
||||
#$Logical_Disk = Get-CimInstance -ClassName Win32_LogicalDisk | Where-Object -Property DeviceID -eq $OS.SystemDrive
|
||||
#$Processor = Get-CimInstance -ClassName Win32_Processor
|
||||
#$Current_Load = $ReturnedValues.Processor.LoadPercentage
|
||||
#$Memory_Size = "{0}mb/{1}mb Used" -f (([math]::round($ReturnedValues.Operating_System.TotalVisibleMemorySize/1KB))-
|
||||
#([math]::round($ReturnedValues.Operating_System.FreePhysicalMemory/1KB))),([math]::round($ReturnedValues.Operating_System.TotalVisibleMemorySize/1KB))
|
||||
#$Disk_Size = "{0}gb/{1}gb Used" -f (([math]::round($ReturnedValues.Logical_Disk.Size/1GB)-
|
||||
#[math]::round($ReturnedValues.Logical_Disk.FreeSpace/1GB))),([math]::round($ReturnedValues.Logical_Disk.Size/1GB))
|
||||
|
||||
# Write to the Console
|
||||
|
||||
write-host ""
|
||||
write-host ""
|
||||
write-host " ,.=:^!^!t3Z3z., " -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host " :tt:::tt333EE3 " -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
|
||||
write-host " Et:::ztt33EEE " -foregroundcolor Red -nonewline
|
||||
write-host " @Ee., .., " -foregroundcolor green -nonewline
|
||||
write-host " Time: " -foregroundcolor Red -nonewline
|
||||
write-host "$CurrentTime" -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
|
||||
write-host " ;tt:::tt333EE7" -foregroundcolor Red -nonewline
|
||||
write-host " ;EEEEEEttttt33# " -foregroundcolor Green -nonewline
|
||||
write-host " Timezone: " -foregroundcolor Red -nonewline
|
||||
write-host "$TimeZone" -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
|
||||
write-host " :Et:::zt333EEQ." -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host " SEEEEEttttt33QL " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Green
|
||||
write-host " User: " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host "$UserName" -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " it::::tt333EEF" -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host " @EEEEEEttttt33F " -NoNewline -ForeGroundColor Green
|
||||
write-host " Hostname: " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host "$ComputerName" -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " ;3=*^``````'*4EEV" -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host " :EEEEEEttttt33@. " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Green
|
||||
write-host " OS: " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host "$OSName" -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " ,.=::::it=., " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host "``" -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host " @EEEEEEtttz33QF " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Green
|
||||
write-host " Kernel: " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host "NT " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host "$Kernel_Info" -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " ;::::::::zt33) " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " '4EEEtttji3P* " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Green
|
||||
write-host " Uptime: " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host "$Uptime" -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " :t::::::::tt33." -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host ":Z3z.. " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Yellow
|
||||
write-host " ````" -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Green
|
||||
write-host " ,..g. " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Yellow
|
||||
write-host " PowerShell: " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host "$PowerShellVersion $PowerShellEdition" -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " i::::::::zt33F" -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " AEEEtttt::::ztF " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Yellow
|
||||
write-host " CPU: " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host "$CPU_Info" -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " ;:::::::::t33V" -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " ;EEEttttt::::t3 " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Yellow
|
||||
write-host " Processes: " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host "$NumberOfProcesses" -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " E::::::::zt33L" -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " @EEEtttt::::z3F " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Yellow
|
||||
write-host " Current Load: " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host "$Current_Load" -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
#write-host "%" -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " {3=*^``````'*4E3)" -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " ;EEEtttt:::::tZ`` " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Yellow
|
||||
write-host " Memory: " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host "$Memory_Size" -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " ``" -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " :EEEEtttt::::z7 " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Yellow
|
||||
write-host " System Volume: " -NoNewline -foregroundcolor Red
|
||||
write-host "$Disk_Size" -foregroundcolor Cyan
|
||||
write-host " 'VEzjt:;;z>*`` " -foregroundcolor Yellow
|
||||
write-host ""
|
||||
exit 0 # success
|
||||
$CPU_Info = $env:PROCESSOR_IDENTIFIER + ' Rev: ' + $env:PROCESSOR_REVISION
|
||||
# $Logical_Disk = Get-CimInstance -ClassName Win32_LogicalDisk | Where-Object -Property DeviceID -eq $OS.SystemDrive
|
||||
# $Processor = Get-CimInstance -ClassName Win32_Processor
|
||||
$Current_Load = "{0}%" -f $(Get-WmiObject Win32_Processor | Measure-Object -Property LoadPercentage -Average | Select-Object -ExpandProperty Average)
|
||||
# $Memory_Size = "{0}mb/{1}mb Used" -f (([math]::round($ReturnedValues.Operating_System.TotalVisibleMemorySize / 1KB)) - ([math]::round($ReturnedValues.Operating_System.FreePhysicalMemory / 1KB))), ([math]::round($ReturnedValues.Operating_System.TotalVisibleMemorySize / 1KB))
|
||||
# $Disk_Size = "{0}gb/{1}gb Used" -f (([math]::round($ReturnedValues.Logical_Disk.Size / 1GB) - [math]::round($ReturnedValues.Logical_Disk.FreeSpace / 1GB))), ([math]::round($ReturnedValues.Logical_Disk.Size / 1GB))
|
||||
# Print Results
|
||||
[Environment]::NewLine
|
||||
Write-Host " ,.=:^!^!t3Z3z., " -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host " :tt:::tt333EE3 " -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host " Et:::ztt33EEE " -ForegroundColor Red -NoNewline
|
||||
Write-Host " @Ee., .., " -ForegroundColor green -NoNewline
|
||||
Write-Host " Time: " -ForegroundColor Red -NoNewline
|
||||
Write-Host "$CurrentTime" -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " ;tt:::tt333EE7" -ForegroundColor Red -NoNewline
|
||||
Write-Host " ;EEEEEEttttt33# " -ForegroundColor Green -NoNewline
|
||||
Write-Host " Timezone: " -ForegroundColor Red -NoNewline
|
||||
Write-Host "$TimeZone" -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " :Et:::zt333EEQ." -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host " SEEEEEttttt33QL " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green
|
||||
Write-Host " User: " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host "$UserName" -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " it::::tt333EEF" -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host " @EEEEEEttttt33F " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green
|
||||
Write-Host " Hostname: " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host "$ComputerName" -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " ;3=*^``````'*4EEV" -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host " :EEEEEEttttt33@. " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green
|
||||
Write-Host " OS: " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host "$OSName" -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " ,.=::::it=., " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host "``" -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host " @EEEEEEtttz33QF " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green
|
||||
Write-Host " Kernel: " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host "NT " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host "$Kernel_Info" -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " ;::::::::zt33) " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " '4EEEtttji3P* " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green
|
||||
Write-Host " Uptime: " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host "$Uptime" -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " :t::::::::tt33." -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host ":Z3z.. " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Yellow
|
||||
Write-Host " ````" -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green
|
||||
Write-Host " ,..g. " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Yellow
|
||||
Write-Host " PowerShell: " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host "$PowerShellVersion $PowerShellEdition" -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " i::::::::zt33F" -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " AEEEtttt::::ztF " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Yellow
|
||||
Write-Host " CPU: " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host "$CPU_Info" -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " ;:::::::::t33V" -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " ;EEEttttt::::t3 " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Yellow
|
||||
Write-Host " Processes: " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host "$NumberOfProcesses" -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " E::::::::zt33L" -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " @EEEtttt::::z3F " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Yellow
|
||||
Write-Host " Current Load: " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host "$Current_Load" -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " {3=*^``````'*4E3)" -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " ;EEEtttt:::::tZ`` " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Yellow
|
||||
Write-Host " Memory: " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host "$Memory_Size" -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " ``" -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " :EEEEtttt::::z7 " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Yellow
|
||||
Write-Host " System Volume: " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
|
||||
Write-Host "$Disk_Size" -ForegroundColor Cyan
|
||||
Write-Host " 'VEzjt:;;z>*`` " -ForegroundColor Yellow
|
||||
[Environment]::NewLine
|
||||
|
Loading…
Reference in New Issue
Block a user